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10-10-2026, 10:10 AM
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His Neck Hurts
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#2
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10-10-2026, 10:33 AM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,624 49,624Posts 76,324Thanked 24,337Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: His Neck Hurts
I’ve heard about this guy. He’s called The Bleeder of San Marcos and everyday at noon he lays down in the street and bleeds to death. Some say it’s a miracle but I’m not convinced. I think he’s just bored with life.
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#3
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10-10-2026, 10:41 AM
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 Ph-Italian Vulpino Poster Rank:60 Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 25,476
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Re: His Neck Hurts
His life was gushing out of that fucking hole in his trachea.. He got a cricothyroidotomy with a beer bottle and a side of jugular  |
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#4
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10-10-2026, 10:47 AM
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Re: His Neck Hurts
New idea for a front-lawn halloween fountain. Thanks!
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10-10-2026, 12:47 PM
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Re: His Neck Hurts
That’s arterial blood. Once his heart stops the blood will too… that’s a serious glow going on. |
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#6
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10-10-2026, 01:00 PM
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Re: His Neck Hurts
Bro got Kirked
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#7
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10-10-2026, 03:35 PM
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Re: His Neck Hurts
Pretty sure Ive seen this one before  . That completely blank-eyed stare looks familiar.
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#8
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10-10-2026, 09:16 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:122 Happy Happy Happy Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 13,276 13,276Posts 25,301Thanked 4,336Quoted 23Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: His Neck Hurts
If he hold his nose and blows does his neck hole whistle  |
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#9
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10-10-2026, 10:09 PM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4053 Join Date: May 2025 Posts: 78 78Posts 214Thanked 29Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: His Neck Hurts
Crazy how the eyes roll up to the top of the head. Why does that happen? Try to do it while alive, its not easy
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10-10-2026, 10:13 PM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE FIRST CLASS Poster Rank:4053 Join Date: May 2025 Posts: 78 78Posts 214Thanked 29Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: His Neck Hurts
That's how John Lennon died, worse even. The bullet destroyed his aorta and punctured his lung and all the blood shot out his mouth. The guy I talked to said Yoko seriously asked about pumping the blood back into him
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