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Something like
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Be aware of your surroundings....dumbass !!
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like someone said on the ync regarding this clip....

this is your brain,... this is your brain on asphalt

keep your hands and head inside the bus
or when we reach our designation there might be a little less of some of us.
a friendly bus driver, that i aint...
and am gonna be mad as hell if you get blood on my bus's paint.
so sit your asses down, body parts remain inside
or you may find this to be your last bus ride.
this bus is full lenth, it isn't short
so don't act retarded, be a good sport.
now i hope you have heard everything i've said...
oh shit, the dude in seat 9a just about lost his head.
when skull meets truck, truck's gonna win
well, that's one mistake he won't make again.
and am i upset? indeed i am, yes!
my poor bus now is a bloody mess.







PURE GENIUS !!!!!
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The last thing that went through his mind was his nose... followed closely by a truck.
No -- Actually, he was hit on the back of his head, by the truck. He never saw the truck coming from behind.

A similar thing happened to a lovely younger girl I knew in high school. She didn't come back to school after the summer holiday and the school yearbook was dedicated to her that year.

I was told that she and a friend were traveling on the train (LIRR) going to the beach for the weekend. They were fooling around or having fun waving to each other from either end of the passenger car, their heads sticking out the half-doors on the ends. I imagine she was in the forward part of the car looking back and waving at her friend, who was in the rear of the train car, when she got clobbered from behind by a switching signal or telephone pole or some other unyielding object.

At that time (in the early 1970s) the train doors were split in half horizontally and the bottom half would be closed to protect people from falling, but it was common for the top half to be left open. The half-doors were used by conductors who would stick their heads out at station stops to check for "all clear" on the platform and signal for the train to pull out of the station. Nowadys, they don't make the doors this way anymore -- instead, conductors (on NYC subways and LIRR) stick their heads out windows to check for the "all clear" on platforms! Ofc, the train is at a standstill when they do this.
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:( You just HAD to ruin my pun...
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Poor idiot
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SeaGrave, I have seen some very vile shit on this website in the past year or so, but I have to tell you, your avitar unnerves me more than just about anything else on here.
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Okie, never wanted to, now I know for sure i never will!
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There was a young lad from Linker,
Who was a dumb little bullying stinker.
Stuck his head out of the bus,
To see what was the fuss,
Now next to the tire is his thinker.
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