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Like a Gallagher comedy show with human head splatter.
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5 days ago a Chicago black cat jumped from the 5th floor of a burning building. The cat landed on its feet, bounced, then walked away.
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Nice butterfly pattern blood splatter!!!
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What was that at the beginning? A bottle?
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What was that at the beginning? A bottle?
He was testing the landing zone I guess lol
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the screaming will help.

stupid bitches.
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"Llallegua" means "enormous potato." This potato head went splat. Wonder what made him dive off of City Hall.
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When you go head first it’s either a splat or you end up looking like this cunt
The whiny cunt boyfriend, I just couldn't stand that guy!
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Re: High-rise Suicide Jump Leads to Splat Death

5 days ago a Chicago black cat jumped from the 5th floor of a burning building. The cat landed on its feet, bounced, then walked away.
Assuming "black cat" is a euphemism for what I think it is, fuck 'em all, bounce or no.
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