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For orders arriving 20+ minutes past the estimated delivery time range, we may provide a refund or issue Uber credits (depending on the delay) when you contact our support team. When they're not answering you may kill the delivery man/woman.
Sounds like a great policy. K.h for Uber c.e.o
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Pretty senseless.
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Beung, beung! Flipflopped! No more deliveries from that credit card.
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Re: Hey, I'm Gunna Shoot You in the Back of the Head

Looks like he missed that first shot from point blank range. He probably was distracted by recent developments in world financial markets
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Re: Hey, I'm Gunna Shoot You in the Back of the Head

The motorcyclist shot dead in the Planalto Pici neighborhood of Fortaleza on December 17, 2024, was shot in the back, leaving him with no chance to defend himself.

The crime was filmed and, in the images, it is possible to see the moment in which the victim continues on foot and is hit. The case is being investigated by the Civil Police of Ceará.

A motorcycle app rider was killed with several gunshots in Fortaleza, on Rua Abílio Farias, Planalto Pici neighborhood, in an area known for being under the control of a criminal faction. So far, the hypothesis is that the man was mistaken for an enemy of the criminals.

The motorcycle used by the man was found abandoned near the crime scene. Experts are evaluating the vehicle for traces that could help with identification.
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For orders arriving 20+ minutes past the estimated delivery time range, we may provide a refund or issue Uber credits (depending on the delay) when you contact our support team. When they're not answering you may kill the delivery man/woman.
TOS are getting crazier and crazier lately
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Re: Hey, I'm Gunna Shoot You in the Back of the Head

a ball peen hammer to the shooters hands would be a nice start
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Re: Hey, I'm Gunna Shoot You in the Back of the Head

So sad. I had an ex girlfriend that went out the same way. But in fairness, I told her multiple times that cheddar cheese does not belong on turkey sammiches.
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