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I bet that was his Father and a family business
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That’s exactly why you fucking stabilize and brace with head, neck, or back injuries - they manhandled that guy like a rag doll. I’m sure they meant well and I’m unsure how much a different it would have made in the outcome, but god damn.
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11-04-2021, 11:35 AM
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That was a challenging but not impossible wank.
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You guys see the other guy pull out his phone to record a video? I guess he could have been calling for help.
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11-05-2021, 12:17 AM
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Yep, that’ll do it
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Thank goodness grampa was there to continuously come out with a few paper towels to dab on the side of his crushed skull.
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11-05-2021, 12:46 AM
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Re: ~Head Smashed By Dump Truck Gate~

Fortunately, they knew to wrench his spine around a bunch.
That's good to know.
I’m crying! Your bad! Stop I should not be laughing!
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11-05-2021, 01:10 AM
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He fixed it.
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I like the “D’oh” after the door smashed his head in
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11-07-2021, 01:46 AM
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Re: ~Head Smashed By Dump Truck Gate~

Good thing they knew not to move him. I swear I wanted that screaming old bag to be next. Somebody shut her the fuck UP!
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