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● 05-29-2018, 02:26 AM
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Why does the body twitch?
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Re: Head Smashed

Agonal respiration so highly likely he's going to die if he already isn't
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Re: Head Smashed

Yeah, he's dead, his body just doesn't know yet.
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Re: Head Smashed

He's not twitching, he's just shaking his head in regret, "Should have worn a damn helmet."
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● 05-29-2018, 09:24 AM
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Re: Head Smashed

Butter em up. He's toast.
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Re: Head Smashed

He's not twitching, he's just shaking his head in regret, "Should have worn a damn helmet."
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● 05-30-2018, 01:23 AM
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Re: Head Smashed

He’s just upset because he realizes he could have saved up to 20% off on his car insurance with GEICO.
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Re: Head Smashed

This may be the worst case of feeling poorly I've ever seen!
Quick, Nurse! Fetch the medcin (sp)!
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He’s just upset because he realizes he could have saved up to 20% off on his car insurance with GEICO.
Nice try, gecko.

Also, a gecko with a central London public school accent makes no sense. The closet geckos to Westminster are Moorish and Mediterranean House geckos in southern Spain and France. There's some shady shit going on there.


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