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04-27-2020, 02:47 PM
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Re: Guy Slits His Friends Throat While Riding Bike
Damn, now THAT was cold blooded. What a way to pay a friend back for a ride on the bike! He cut his jugular open before the bike even fell over ... Passenger: "So, Samu, what were you doing this morning over in my gf's neighborhood? Im always happy when you go out of your way to give me a free ride! How fortunate indeed I didn't have to wait long time for you! Bless Brahma, the Creator for such good timing! Driver: oh, no problem, Broto! Actually, since I am religious and cannot lie, so to be sure Shiva doesn't get me, when I got your text for ride, I was f___ing your gf on the bed you bought for her! So firm and good! Thank you for being so kind and generous and understanding of my needs! Passenger: Oh, Samu! You are such a fine friend, how I wish you were my brother from the same mother! Thank you for keeping her happy and lubricated while I was at the rock quarry earning rubees to pay her rent! Well, thank you for the free ride, and let me give you a little love tap on your neck to show you my appreciation! Bye! Have a good day, and don't run over any cows!" |