JavaScript and Cookies are required to view this site. Please enable both in your browser settings.
~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~ - Section 3

~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~ 

Current Rating:

Unlimited Views No Ads No Algorithms Lifetime Account

Documenting Reality

Community Forum · Est. 2006

Join Now
Thread Tools
  #21  
03-31-2022, 04:14 PM
stat007
Offline:
My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL
Poster Rank:2987
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 132
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 50 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
1/20 16/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss132
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

Can have an open casket funeral as long as the only show the feet.
3 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
docfr8, goober, houseoftechno
▼ PROMO FROM DOCUMENTING REALITY
Natural Disasters & Extreme Weather Events
View Now
Hidden for upgraded members.
  #22  
03-31-2022, 04:31 PM
goober
Offline:
My Rank: CORPORAL
Poster Rank:1703
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 314
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 69 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
1/20 16/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss314
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

Dammit I was going to say that.

They could just put the feet in a shoebox and save a lot of money on funeral expenses.
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
docfr8
  #23  
03-31-2022, 04:51 PM
athensnikos's Avatar
athensnikos
Offline:
My Rank: STAFF SERGEANT
Poster Rank:886
Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 847
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 78 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 17/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss847
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

Indi burger , right there
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
docfr8
  #24  
03-31-2022, 05:07 PM
My Rank: SERGEANT
Poster Rank:1027
Join Date: Dec 2021
Posts: 669
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 235 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
3/20 5/20
Today Posts
5/11 ssssss669
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

Pulled Indian sandwich
  #25  
03-31-2022, 11:28 PM
booboo2718's Avatar
booboo2718
Offline:
My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT
Poster Rank:460
Male
Join Date: Feb 2018
Posts: 2,369
 
Mentioned: 2 Post(s)
Quoted: 457 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
1/20 9/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss2369
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

Fargo.
2 Users Say Thank You For This Post:
docfr8, ringtoss
  #26  
04-01-2022, 01:03 AM
docfr8's Avatar
docfr8
Offline:
★ Legacy Member ★
Poster Rank:60
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 25,073
Contributions: 1
 
Mentioned: 29 Post(s)
Quoted: 3464 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
6/20 17/20
Today Posts
5/11 ssss25073
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

Those feet need some flip flops
This User Says Thank You For This Post:
rhubarb_king
  #27  
04-01-2022, 03:54 AM
SalemSaberhagen's Avatar
SalemSaberhagen
Offline:
My Rank: CORPORAL
Poster Rank:1383
Female
Join Date: Jan 2012
Posts: 426
 
Mentioned: 4 Post(s)
Quoted: 137 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 15/20
Today Posts
0/11 ssssss426
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy cried wee, wee, wee, where's the rest of my body.
Watching this I had such an urge to tickle his feet.
  #28  
04-01-2022, 10:53 AM
elizajane's Avatar
elizajane
Offline:
My Rank: MASTER GUNNERY SERGEANT
Poster Rank:354
i am a goddess.
Join Date: Feb 2009
Posts: 3,508
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 58 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 18/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss3508
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

Looks the spagbol…
  #29  
04-01-2022, 01:21 PM
HYPRTCKR's Avatar
HYPRTCKR
Offline:
So Fucking Banned
Poster Rank:405
Join Date: May 2021
Posts: 2,965
 
Mentioned: 1 Post(s)
Quoted: 38 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 5/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssss2965
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

~ Another idiot who didn't turn the machine off when some shrub got stuck & stalled the shredder.
This User Says Fuck You to This Post:
fattubbashit
  #30  
04-01-2022, 06:48 PM
DonaldP
Offline:
So Fucking Banned
Poster Rank:4801
Join Date: Feb 2021
Posts: 58
 
Mentioned: 0 Post(s)
Quoted: 8 Post(s)
Activity Longevity
0/20 6/20
Today Posts
0/11 sssssss58
Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~

He shoulda just sold his half of the tan Cutlass Ciera.


Powered by vBulletin Copyright 2000-2010 Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO