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03-31-2022, 03:38 AM
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Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~
A voice from within told him that he must be tenderized into beef jerkey strips and jarred pickled feet. He followed the instructions of the voice.  |
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03-31-2022, 04:44 AM
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Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~
This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed at home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. And this little piggy cried wee, wee, wee, where's the rest of my body. |
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03-31-2022, 10:28 AM
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Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~
His feet survived, no flip flops were made homeless from the making of this vid.  |
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03-31-2022, 11:45 AM
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Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~
I would've done a tickle test on his feet, just to make sure he wasn't faking it.  |
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03-31-2022, 11:46 AM
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Re: ~Guy Shredded In Farm Machinery~
Damn you, I thought of it first!  |
