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05-23-2021, 07:27 PM
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Re: Guy Horsing Around Outside 12th Floor of Flat Falls and Dies
Me too! And I like it to be a knife blade. |
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05-23-2021, 11:10 PM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:1161 Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 549 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 169 Post(s)
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Re: Guy Horsing Around Outside 12th Floor of Flat Falls and Dies
The weird thing is that it actually uses this exact wording in their bylaws. Not GAB Tiger, not Guinness Anchor Berhad, not GAB… no… it says you are required to have drank at least one, preferably two, six-packs of “the Malaysian equivalent of Pabst Blue Ribbon” before every rescue attempt. This has been an issue of confusion for non-locals, as to which of Malaysia’s two breweries is the suckier one and whether or not the suckier one is the PBR equivalent or if its the slightly less sucky Confederation of Malaysian Brewers of Berhad (CMBB). Locals, however, know that Tiger is what is specifically being referred to here. The only Malaysian beer with genuine cat piss in it.
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05-24-2021, 12:20 AM
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 My Rank: GUNNERY SERGEANT Poster Rank:666 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 1,299 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 190 Post(s)
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Re: Guy Horsing Around Outside 12th Floor of Flat Falls and Dies
Everything was fine till the sudden stop at the end
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05-24-2021, 06:12 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:516 I'll just take a look. Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,981 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 141 Post(s)
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Re: Guy Horsing Around Outside 12th Floor of Flat Falls and Dies
He jumped just as his mate whispered in his ear “mate, you’ve forgotten to put in your wing suit”!  |
He was pretty committed to suicide.
Stupid.
