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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

might have to settle for 100ml. for today at least.

although did you see the video posted a few weeks ago of the bus that didn't stop at the border and got shot up? from like 38 seconds to 1 min mark a guy pukes up the most blood I have ever seen in one sitting. check it out if you have not already

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That's pretty gross. I like how the camera man says "Holy Buns!" when he sees it.
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

Pretty dude moans "Aye Caramba" at the end.
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

might have to settle for 100ml. for today at least.

although did you see the video posted a few weeks ago of the bus that didn't stop at the border and got shot up? from like 38 seconds to 1 min mark a guy pukes up the most blood I have ever seen in one sitting. check it out if you have not already

https://www.documentingreality.com/f...border-211717/
Don't you know we're riding on the Marrakesh Express, They're taking me to Marrakesh, all a board the bus...
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

Someone should have told him to stop fucking snoring.
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

I want to see someone throwup out of their Jack-slot a lot.
By a lot, I mean a large amount fluid--500ml+, but also that I want to see that very much.
Did you ever see the old beheading video where the dude starts vomiting out of their neckhole? Its kind of interesting and I'm not sure why it isn't more common.
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

Did you ever see the old beheading video where the dude starts vomiting out of their neckhole? Its kind of interesting and I'm not sure why it isn't more common.
Oh hell yeah! I love that video.
But I bet the reason nobody watches it because it looks like it was transmitted from another galaxy into someones Sega Genesis that they left in the rain. In a few more years people won't even understand that they are seeing a video--it's already just a handful of squares shuffling around on the screen.
I could make fun of this video's resolution for the rest of this page, so I'll stop here to make way for what's really funny.
Check it out, I like to imagine that he hated his wife very much, so his beheading was all going very smoothly for him up until his wife reached over to console him. Then, as if his last deed on Earth was to disapprove of her touching him, but because he lacked a mouth and working throat to speak with, "Don't touch me!" translated into the beam of vomit we see.
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Man you are so comically out of your mind. I love it.
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

Was he trying to say Trick or Treat
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

That's got to be a brutal way to die there's another video on here not too long ago of a girl that got Jack O'Lantern I think by her ex-lover it was awful it looked very brutal I felt really sorry for
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

Puking out of his neck hole.... crazy! might be a little easier if you had a sharper knife these morons don't have a clue
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