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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

Bet that doesn't feel good.
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

Holy fuck! The elusive husband of the jack-o-lantress!
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

I can’t tell if that’s his eye or if someone has spat fucking chewing gum at him
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

I love it when Halloween festivities start early!
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

I am guessing his tongue was cut out? he needs to quit his crying at the end there and put on a happy face. they made him more festive!
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

looks like he’s trying to open his eyes 2-3 times...It must be super weird being alive with your face not working anymore
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

Someone needs to give him a good kick/shove so he'll stop snoring like that. That's what my wife does when I start snoring, and it works like a charm.
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Re: Guy Gets Jack-Õ-Lanterned

Someone needs to give him a good kick/shove so he'll stop snoring like that. That's what my wife does when I start snoring, and it works like a charm.
I want to see someone throwup out of their Jack-slot a lot.
By a lot, I mean a large amount fluid--500ml+, but also that I want to see that very much.
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I want to see someone throwup out of their Jack-slot a lot.
By a lot, I mean a large amount fluid--500ml+, but also that I want to see that very much.
might have to settle for 100ml. for today at least.

although did you see the video posted a few weeks ago of the bus that didn't stop at the border and got shot up? from like 38 seconds to 1 min mark a guy pukes up the most blood I have ever seen in one sitting. check it out if you have not already

https://www.documentingreality.com/f...border-211717/
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