[kellyhound]

Borneo. This morning residents saw a man hanging under a bridge. The victim was identified as 36-year-old R, a known outpatient of a psychiatric hospital who regularly received treatment.

He had left home at approximately 7:00 AM, telling his family he was going for a jog. His family became suspicious when they discovered a clothesline was missing from the house.

Passersby spotted the body under the bridge around 9:00 AM. He was found wearing a "ninja-style" mask over his face.

Local police confirmed there were no signs of violence or foul play. The case is classified as a suicide related to his ongoing mental health struggles.

[Mr.NoCredit]

What a selfish asshole. Took the family clothesline to hang himself with. Hopefully the local constabulary will return it once they take Ninja Boy down from there.

[William May]

Originally Posted by Mr.NoCredit ↗

What a selfish asshole. Took the family clothesline to hang himself with. Hopefully the local constabulary will return it once they take Ninja Boy down from there.

Yeah! And what happened to all the CLOTHES PINS?!?!? They don't grow on TREES!

Well, actually they DO, since they are made of wood. But you know what I mean!

[Mecrupulent]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Yeah! And what happened to all the CLOTHES PINS?!?!?

Simple, he used them to fasten the clothesline to the bridge instead of a knot, for easier removal. He actually cared about the people who would have to detach him

[scallywag27]

"Under the bridge downtown, I gave my life away!"

[docfr8]

Depression kills the soul