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12-03-2019, 02:49 AM
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Re: Guy Drinking Beer Outside a Cafetaria Shot in the Head
If it was my friend, I’d first have thrown him out of the way, probably onto the roof where he could find safety, then I would have grabbed the muzzle of the gun and with a snap of the wrist I’d have it pulled apart and bent the firing pin to keep it from firing. I’d have my eye on the serial number so I could easily identify the firearm to authorities. Then I’d have pantsed the perpetrator and dry-Fucked him in front of his friends still waiting in the car. I wouldn’t pull out until I ejeculated with a force so hard that my explosive like semen shot out the tip of his erect member and blew out the tires of the getaway vehicle. Then as I wiped his blood off my dick I would have tossed him granny style into the guy getting out of the car to put me down with his AR. He’d, of course, fumble the pass and now he’s on the ground and I’m skull fucking him while I’m uploading the live feed onto DR. It’s my first post and it gets a million likes and a sticky for the next seven years. The video is edited over a song by Black Sabbath, though probably not Iron Man because I can’t afford the rights to it. Then I’d have flown off into space to look down upon the planet that I protect with my mighty jizz.
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12-05-2019, 05:31 PM
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Re: Guy Drinking Beer Outside a Cafetaria Shot in the Head
I bet my right arm you´d be the first one to run!
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