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01-15-2022, 10:52 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,658
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Guy Dead in His Car After Accident
A man died inside a vehicle that had an accident yesterday afternoon in Ecuador. The man was driving in a gray vehicle in the right lane of the avenue, heading south-north, when he suffered the fatal mishap. Part of the car was climbed on the central divider. Police told that the car suffered a crash with a lateral rollover, causing the driver to die. The driver's window was shattered, as was the rear windshield. A detail that raised suspicions is that the deceased had a gun in his waistband. Police also said that, according to versions of the residents, the driver was accompanied by other people, who fled the place and "it is not ruled out that they were committing some illicit act in the sector." |
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01-15-2022, 12:12 PM
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 Emperor of Uranus Poster Rank:30 I identify as kitchen ware Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 49,627 49,627Posts 76,340Thanked 24,338Quoted 28Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Guy Dead in His Car After Accident
“Illicit act” makes me think they were fucking a goat or some other depraved shit.  |
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01-15-2022, 12:54 PM
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 ★ Throbbing Member ★ Poster Rank:220 ICBM Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 6,702 6,702Posts 22,724Thanked 1,460Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Guy Dead in His Car After Accident
"Raping". The correct term is "raping" a goat. As previously mentioned, just "fucking" assumes consent on the goat's behalf.  |
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01-15-2022, 06:11 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,179 17,179Posts 44,930Thanked 4,707Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Guy Dead in His Car After Accident
Well, some goats are just whores! Dressed in their skimpy outfits! Everyone knows that! Oh....wait.....forget I said that... |
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01-15-2022, 06:11 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,179 17,179Posts 44,930Thanked 4,707Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Guy Dead in His Car After Accident
I like the yellow boots guy in the 2nd video! He's color coordinated!
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#6
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01-15-2022, 09:50 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:411 Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 2,952 2,952Posts 4,490Thanked 38Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Guy Dead in His Car After Accident
~ The guy was making some kind of illicit crime deal when he got killed, robbed, & betrayed by his fellow passengers. Which accounts for the gun he was carrying, & the cause of the accident. ~ He never got a chance to use it. |
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01-15-2022, 10:08 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:252 So many choices now Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 5,542 5,542Posts 19,785Thanked 2,120Quoted 15Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Guy Dead in His Car After Accident
They never say no, and I was always told to stop if they said no. |
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01-16-2022, 06:33 AM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:95 Male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 16,892 16,892Posts 21,849Thanked 10,632Quoted 26Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Guy Dead in His Car After Accident
Heh heh , reminds me of an old George Carlin joke: Do you know why, when a rancher fucks a sheep, he does so at the edge of a cliff?It's so the sheep will push back |
