[kellyhound]

Around 5 A.M today, people in West Java were shocked by the discovery of the body of a man hanging from a tree right in front of the main door of a football stadium. The victim was still wearing clothes with his feet standing on an automatic motorbike which was allegedly his.

Based on the information gathered, the victim was identified with the initials A.F. (25). There were many rumors regarding the discovery of the young man's body. Here are some facts.

Around the hanging scene, several pieces of evidence were found in the form of a helmet and a bag containing a new yellow rope. In addition, also an ID card was found.

The victim was previously suspected of having been involved in an accident. This is evidenced by the discovery of a number of wounds on A.F's body.

In addition, there are chain messages on social media that say that there is an upload of the status of the victim's search, with the excuse of being the perpetrator of the hit and run.

However, at this time, there is no definite information from the police, whether the victim died due to suicide or a murder victim because it is still in the process of being investigated.

[HYPRTCKR]

~ It's what happens when overwhelming guilt takes control of your life & you have to get finally get rid of it, the only way you can.

[William May]

Originally Posted by HYPRTCKR ↗

~ It's what happens when overwhelming guilt takes control of your life & you have to get finally get rid of it, the only way you can.

Don't be silly!
It was obviously SQUIRREL ELEMENTS! The dastardly rodents were waiting in the tree, and he stopped below them for a moment of refreshment.
In a trice, they were on him, and he was strung up before he knew what was even happening. The minor wounds on his body came from the little "Squirrel Shivs" as they are known in the Forensic Medicine industry, which are tiny little switchblades that the squirrels carry in case they get in a gang fight with other rodents, such as beavers or coatimundis! Can't tell you how often I have seen such tragedies as this!

[Brynjar]

"LIVE for KICKS"

[rhubarb_king]

I gather he used the bike as a platform and kicked it over? Quite original!

[Necrotic Bowel]

Originally Posted by William May ↗

Don't be silly!
It was obviously SQUIRREL ELEMENTS! The dastardly rodents were waiting in the tree, and he stopped below them for a moment of refreshment.
In a trice, they were on him, and he was strung up before he knew what was even happening. The minor wounds on his body came from the little "Squirrel Shivs" as they are known in the Forensic Medicine industry, which are tiny little switchblades that the squirrels carry in case they get in a gang fight with other rodents, such as beavers or coatimundis! Can't tell you how often I have seen such tragedies as this!

This story seems doubtful at best. We here at DR can’t be fooled by racist squirrel slurs and other various rodent defamation. Get woke.

[William May]

Originally Posted by Necrotic Bowel ↗

This story seems doubtful at best. We here at DR can’t be fooled by racist squirrel slurs and other various rodent defamation. Get woke.

I must admit it may NOT be a strictly scientific analysis. But I base it on years of superstitious claptrap, old folk tales, and many urban legends that are intermixed to the point of incoherence.

Haven't you heard the semi-true tale of the teenagers who were out necking in their car, in the dark woods, and the girl finally insisted that the boy take her home, and when he went to open her door at her house, he discovered a teeny-tiny squirrel hand hook, which he first thought was a piece of jewelry, hanging from her door handle. It turned out the hook was from a criminally insane squirrel that had escaped from a local asylum? (The kind of asylum where they equip insane patients with deadly hooks on their hands)

[acrux]

Very fitting tee shirt

[Brainplague]

I guess he got done "living for kicks."