[tlupu81]

Igga deyd cuh

[William May]

Originally Posted by soyadude ↗

This here is a fine example of SRT (Sonic Resuscitation Technique). When patting their chest does not elicit a response, place your mouth as close as you can to the patient's ear. Then shout their name as loud as you can while keeping your tone. If the patient does not respond, raise your tone and volume and repeat until a response is seen. If the patient dies during the course of treatment, it is customary to raise your head to the skies, kneel and exclaim "Whyyyyyyy?!".

Sometimes slapping their face works, also!

[booboo2718]

I think they did everything medically known to mankind. It just didn't work this time.

[Tyrantus]

Maybe instead of ensuring this man is permanently deaf, he should've tried leaning in and whispering "you can't die... you can't die because I love you and I'm having your child." and then gently kissing him on the lips.

[Mr_Shlaapu]

Gotta scream the spirit back in there.

[kbt3168]

He deyyyed…

[LittleNightmare]

FFS... I've never seen that version of CPR...

[hughjardon67]

Who won the game?

[HYPRTCKR]

~ The most common cause of exhaustion & collapse is lack of electrolytes to the brain, which need to be replenished, with the more exertion & exercise that is performed.
~ Water alone will not do it.
~ He did it all wrong, he's supposed to yell at him in harmonics that resemble the havana syndrome resonance & entanglement frequencies, so the sound reverberates throughout his brain cavity & spark starts him back up.
~ If that technique fails, for whatever reason, then try the last ditch effort SoyaDude SRT (Sonic Resuscitation Technique).

[HiddenSquid]

Must be the vacinne!! Thats what everyones blaming pro athletes health on now right? The mysterious passing out of players on the pitch. This vid just proves its not the vaccine and just the person/environment that'll kil you