[pokerplay]

Sitting on a pebble by the river playing sitar.

[Brainplague]

I live maybe a block from the Colorado River. I hope I never see "Bob" floatin' around in my part of the river.

[patootie]

Looks like he’s having a “wet” dream, amirite boys?

[LouSinew]

[QUOTE=Brynjar;7024496]What's a shhama u-co lockie, lockie???

He is speaking Indonesian. Laki means male. To pluralize a word in Indonesian the word is repeated so he is saying something about 'males.'

That's the best I can do to translate.

[Snorf]

Nothing like floating down a river with a hardy