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12-11-2016, 10:25 PM
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Re: Five Syrian Rebels Brutally Beheaded by ISIS Soldiers
Dear ISIS: We appreciate you upping your game with high-resolution video and creative camera angles and editing. These gains represented a massive improvement over the shaky, low-res vids with terrible sound of beheadings performed with the dull knives that had been used for generations to shave the asses of your family's rape-goats. We still would like to see English subtitles so we could understand what you goat-fuckers are saying without having to pollute our mouths learning your shitty language. In closing, you're going to the hi-res well too often and we are bored. Please add subtitles immediately and consider hiring a creative consultant to help you get out of your current creative rut. Thank you. Sincerely, |