[kellyhound]

off to the morgue.

[BigSnail34]

I know of a woman who always wore white
Up on the northwest coast of Java
She wouldn't wear helmets, she was not too bright
Claimed she was protected by Allah
'Til one day an animal entered her path
Escaped from the zoo, a koala
She swerved, crashed and smashed, such an awful bloodbath
For her brains all flowed out like lava

[SLAPAPPY]

Face brake!

[Padraig Flaherty]

Re: "Allahu Akhbar." God has nothing to do with it! He permits death, for a greater good, but He is not the harbinger of it! In regards to Christ, "Dying You destroyed our death, rising You restored our life! We all have our death, and life, in/with Him!

[Mr_Shlaapu]

Originally Posted by bigsnail34 ↗

I know of a woman who always wore white
Up on the northwest coast of Java
She wouldn't wear helmets, she was not too bright
Claimed she was protected by Allah
'Til one day an animal entered her path
Escaped from the zoo, a koala
She swerved, crashed and smashed, such an awful bloodbath
For her brains all flowed out like lava

Somewhere in there you should have said the koala gave her chlamydia.

[docfr8]

The street will be stained for weeks cuz y'all know that they aren't going to clean up really well

[BigSnail34]

Originally Posted by Mr_Shlaapu ↗

Somewhere in there you should have said the koala gave her chlamydia.

I know of a woman who always wore white
Up on the northwest coast of Java
She wouldn't wear helmets, she was not too bright
Claimed she was protected by Allah
'Til one day an animal entered her path
Escaped from the zoo, a koala
She swerved, crashed and smashed, such an awful bloodbath
For her brains all flowed out like lava

But a subtle thing happened that none had seen:
The koala wore an evil grin!
You see, it was her job to keep his pen clean
But she'd become much more than his friend
"This is your own fault bitch! You left me no choice!"
He snarled at a piece of her tibia
"When passions died, you texted my dear wife Joyce!"
"You told her I gave you chlamydia!"

There.

[Mr_Shlaapu]

Originally Posted by bigsnail34 ↗

I know of a woman who always wore white
Up on the northwest coast of Java
She wouldn't wear helmets, she was not too bright
Claimed she was protected by Allah
'Til one day an animal entered her path
Escaped from the zoo, a koala
She swerved, crashed and smashed, such an awful bloodbath
For her brains all flowed out like lava

But a subtle thing happened that none had seen:
The koala wore an evil grin!
You see, it was her job to keep his pen clean
But she'd become much more than his friend
"This is your own fault bitch! You left me no choice!"
He snarled at a piece of her tibia
"When passions died, you texted my dear wife Joyce!"
"You told her I gave you chlamydia!"

There.

[William May]

Girl rode a motorcycle, to die.
Gracefully

There, that's some haiku, for you, bubbaloo!

[DaBigNob]