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03-08-2026, 10:54 AM
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Fatal Accident Just Now, Heading Towards Maranguape.
Fatal Accident on CE-065 in Maranguape, One Person Dead A fatal traffic accident occurred on CE-065 Road, specifically in the Alto do Pau Cerrado area of Maranguape, on Sunday morning (March 8, 2026). According to initial reports, the incident resulted in one person dying at the scene. This incident attracted the attention of local residents and road users passing through the area. Police immediately responded to the scene and secured the area for further investigation. According to circulating information, the driver suspected of causing the accident has been detained by police. To date, there has been no official statement regarding the victim's identity or the full chronology of the accident. Local authorities are still investigating to determine the exact cause of the incident.
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03-08-2026, 11:32 AM
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Re: Fatal Accident Just Now, Heading Towards Maranguape.
Holy shit!! That lady skinned her knee badly.
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03-08-2026, 02:41 PM
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Re: Fatal Accident Just Now, Heading Towards Maranguape.
Bro’s head looks just like the car’s right front corner. He must’ve been hard like concrete.   |
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03-08-2026, 02:56 PM
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Re: Fatal Accident Just Now, Heading Towards Maranguape.
Head : obliterated.  Is that a child's bike in front of the car ? Hope it was just strapped to the other and no kiddie was hurt. |
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03-09-2026, 02:29 AM
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Re: Fatal Accident Just Now, Heading Towards Maranguape.
there's a mandible or maxilla or something laying next to the guy. the toothy thing.
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03-09-2026, 02:49 AM
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Re: Fatal Accident Just Now, Heading Towards Maranguape.
"HEAD LIKE A HOLE, BLACK AS YOUR SOUL..." -NIN |
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03-09-2026, 03:38 AM
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Re: Fatal Accident Just Now, Heading Towards Maranguape.
I think we can be pretty confident that at least one person died at the scene.
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03-09-2026, 03:39 AM
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Re: Fatal Accident Just Now, Heading Towards Maranguape.
I don't know what you get up to in your personal time, but that don't look like no strap-on I've ever seen!
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03-09-2026, 08:45 AM
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Re: Fatal Accident Just Now, Heading Towards Maranguape.
Maybe "strapped" wasn't the best word, I have no effin' idea what a strap-on is OOOOOHHHHHH okay, I just checked, I now have a precise idea of what a strap-on is. I should have known it was some kind of joke, coming from you  To answer your question, I get up to literally EVERYTHING, including strap-ons and saddle-less bikes, but only during my holidays. Which is the reason why I have been unemployed for so long. |
