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10-18-2009, 06:18 AM
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

What, and NOW he wants to live? haha! He sure grabbed onto that tree to save himself in a hurry!
Well, research has concluded that most suicide jumpers change their minds about wanting to die at about 2/3 of the way down. I'm not sure how they managed to figure that one out. I can only assume it was a survey done with a number of survivors.
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

That's just embarressing
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Dumbass
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

if your going to kill yourself. pick something taller to jump from next time...
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

It wasn't his time to die beside I don't think he really wanted to die or he could have jumped again.
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He needs to move to San Francisco and try the Golden Gate Bridge next time. That'll work real well.
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he didn't really want to die.
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not only does he fail at life he fails at suicide what a loser :)
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Next time try the other side of the building where there isnt a tree you fucking idiot.
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

No no no he didnt try to kill himself, he's playing a game where you pretend to be a flying squirrel...I've seen it played before
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