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Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

Eh, try living dude, this whole depression and death thing isn't for you.
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

lol.... failed suicides are the ultimate fail.
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

lol.... failed suicides are the ultimate fail.
The embarrassment must have been grotesque... Getting your shirt caught in a tree?? That's one of the stupidest fails yet...
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

rofl, what an idiot.
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

What, and NOW he wants to live? haha! He sure grabbed onto that tree to save himself in a hurry!
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

Boring!
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

Saved by his shirt lol
Who the hell jumps into a tree when you're on a suicide mission anyway.
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

he's smooooooth....i'd keep the shirt and be like "yup, i tried to kill myself wearing that, and i EPICALLY FAILED"
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Re: Failed Suicide - Guy Gets Caught In Tree By His Shirt

When you fail at failing...and -that- hard...you should probably re-think your life.


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