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07-30-2009, 03:28 PM
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what a bunch of noobs i can fuckin do a better and more efficient job....heres the jon way of doing things..tape a tube of explosives to his neck so hes wearing a choker full of explosives. and about 300 feet of ignition wire. i would then give the guy whos bout to get owned one last chance to free himself by spinning a carnival style wheel that has half the wedges that will have half that say your fucked and the other will say free man..and ill tell him to give it a really good spin...and as hes spinning the wheel ill light the ignition wire and his head will blow off lol ownage
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Why, it's Nearly-Headless Nick!
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That's the reason the Irakies lost the war. They couldn't even handle a sword! Bunch of amateurs!
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Man, what a horrible way to die.
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I've been watching that for 10 minutes, is he ever gonna get the job done!
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Wonder what that white puff is going from right to left after the first cut?
It looks like blood. The puff looks white because the clip is in B&W. Is this more humane then the one where they use a dull knife and the guy is cutting away but not really doing anthing.
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learn to behead asshole!
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With the exception of the guillotine, executioners are notorious for fucking things up when it comes to be beheading.

Not being an executioner, I'm not sure that I could do any better than the hacker.
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Very unfortunate.. Victim lucked out and got the new executioner who accidentally brought his butter knife
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the dude that comes up at the end and well...bah, here's the vid:

http://www.documentingreality.com/fo...rations-17470/
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