[Lambiesinclair]

How bout cut the interview short and get him a fucking doctor

[Nutdip]

He has nice teeth.

[Sandbwoy]

He'll be ok by the morning. Just needs to sleep it off.

[Lorenc]

Why do you guys assume he survived? I'm 100% positive he died some time after

[nzcelt]

Is eyeball a vital ingredient in allah snackbarr's cookbook.

[reshtav]

[Emma-O]

Originally Posted by Brometheus ↗

one of the worst shit ive seen on here.. how is he not dead? how he didnt collapse? fuck..

You have to lose at least two pints of blood to lose conscousness from bloodloss. That's allot of blood. Roughly 1/3 of your bodies total blood volume depending on body size. When that happens your body can no longer sustain blood pressure and you faint. Plus no arteries back there, mostly mucsle. Looks like his vertebrae is what stopped the machete chop judging by the way the cut looked and being able to see just a bit of his virtebrae. Machetes suck really. Not made to kill people lol. Not like a good sword. He should install some teeth in that cut on his neck. Would make a good halloween costume. Move his head back n forth "RAHH RAHH RAHH! COOOOKIEEEEEE!!!"

[Emma-O]

Neo....there is no typo...lol

[KnIgHtStAr666]

HOLY FUCK FLAPS!!!

[Player1000]

Originally Posted by Specialsman ↗

Dude is chillin' like he's on lunch break or something. Fucking beast!! Half his face hanging off, head hacked half off, and he looks like he just stopped for a breather.

Just a little nick. He'll be fine.