[marcos_69]

That "rescue" swimmer sucks at finding bodies.

[CatBatMan]

Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

Probably crushed every bone in his body too. People have (successfully) committed suicide into water from a lesser height.

There are 206 bones in a standard model human. To say that every single one of them was “crushed” is criminally hyperbolic.

[imbok]

Extreme sports are sometimes extremely stupid.

[Vamooska]

Daddy how big was my splash?

[bigbear8]

Originally Posted by rhubarb_king ↗

Probably crushed every bone in his body too. People have (successfully) committed suicide into water from a lesser height.

This is what I was thinking. He likely broke his back and was trying to swim, but couldn't move his back to lift his head out of the water.

The people who tried to save him were absolutely useless. They could barely hold their breath for five seconds and were swimming very slowly.

[fapfapfap]

Interestingly, it looks like does a few paddles with his arms and legs before going limp.

[Rikbikboo]

That was one hell of a belly flop, bet it knocked his guts everywhere. might as well have jumped onto a solid floor. He either lost his footing or hes never jumped before, no skill in that descent at all.

[houseoftechno]

Originally Posted by ironmike ↗

Another addition to the list of ways I'll never die because I'm such a pussy when it comes to heights. I went white water rafting in West Virginia and there was a stop we made at a ledge that was maybe 10-12 feet above the water. Me and a 10 year old kid were the only people that didn't jump off it (he wanted to, mother wouldn't let him). I could still hear them chanting pussy..pussy...pussy.

[houseoftechno]

Originally Posted by marcos_69 ↗

That "rescue" swimmer sucks at finding bodies.

I was LOLing at the slow motion, doggie paddle rescue team.

[rhubarb_king]

Originally Posted by CatBatMan ↗

There are 206 bones in a standard model human. To say that every single one of them was “crushed” is criminally hyperbolic.

It's a figure of speech