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06-16-2021, 11:00 PM
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 ~So Much Blood~ Poster Rank:123 Gore Hag Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 13,150
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~Electrocuted Man Bursts Into Flames On Pole~
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06-16-2021, 11:11 PM
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| My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1440 Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 407 407Posts 2,696Thanked 159Quoted 2Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Electrocuted Man Bursts Into Flames On Pole~
I always like the sound high voltage makes...
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06-16-2021, 11:25 PM
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 ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:777 Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 1,039 1,039Posts 7,104Thanked 351Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Electrocuted Man Bursts Into Flames On Pole~
He’s really amped up. I bet that really hertz. Some folks won’t know watt I’m talking about.  |
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06-17-2021, 12:45 AM
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Re: ~Electrocuted Man Bursts Into Flames On Pole~
According to every movie ever made about electrocution. He lived and now has super powers. But the townsfolk are afraid of him, and due to a misunderstanding they think he's an evil villain. All he wants to do is see his wife, but for whatever reason it takes him overcoming a bunch of obstacles and then being killed saving the townsfolk from a massive heatwave that knocked out all the air-conditioning. And as he used all his power to turn on the towns air-conditioning, it drained his energy that he needed to live. And then his wife appears, and whispers in his ear, you did it Sparky. And she smiles as the camera pans back and the humming of 50,000 air-conditioners is heard. |
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06-17-2021, 02:41 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:412 Join Date: May 2021 Posts: 2,952 2,952Posts 4,490Thanked 38Quoted 1Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Electrocuted Man Bursts Into Flames On Pole~
~ Just your usual since I can't see it then it can't hurt me. ~ The COVID German version is, "It's just an itsy-witsy-bitsy tiny whinsy little germ so it can't hurt me". |
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06-17-2021, 02:51 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:358 Join Date: Jun 2020 Posts: 3,509 3,509Posts 7,930Thanked 1,745Quoted 14Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Electrocuted Man Bursts Into Flames On Pole~
Gosh ur so punny
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06-17-2021, 04:54 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,672
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Re: ~Electrocuted Man Bursts Into Flames On Pole~
south africa, electricity is no joke   |
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06-17-2021, 05:16 AM
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| My Rank: CORPORAL Poster Rank:1623 Male Join Date: Nov 2019 Posts: 343 343Posts 1,262Thanked 71Quoted 0Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Electrocuted Man Bursts Into Flames On Pole~
First off why the hell did the person recording cut it short, theres at least another solid 15 maybe 20 before help arrives or dude completely cooks through. 2nd Kellyhound, did you get your electrical fix off of this one?  |
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06-17-2021, 07:05 AM
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 The Devil's Left Hand Poster Rank:70 Male Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 22,202 22,202Posts 43,089Thanked 9,551Quoted 21Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: ~Electrocuted Man Bursts Into Flames On Pole~
Aaaand now, for my next trick...
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