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10-07-2025, 03:55 AM
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 ✝Mudderator from Hell✝ Poster Rank:10 e-mail Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 96,973
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Elderly Man Let Himself Fall from 8th Floor of Hospital
Today around 9am today people at the Binh Phuoc General Hospital heard a loud noise so they ran to check. When arriving at the hospital building, people discovered an old man lying motionless on the ground. Medical staff quickly came to check and determined that the victim was dead and reported to the authorities. Citizens had seen the old man hanging on to the railing of the 8th floor of the hospital building. Many people shouted and tried to rescue him, but before they could, the old man fell. The cause of the incident is being investigated by the authorities in coordination with the hospital. |
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10-07-2025, 04:58 AM
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Re: Elderly Man Let Himself Fall from 8th Floor of Hospital
He didn’t get into that position accidentally.  |
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10-07-2025, 06:48 AM
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Re: Elderly Man Let Himself Fall from 8th Floor of Hospital
Thank God it wasn't the 9th floor or there may have been a tragedy
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#4
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10-07-2025, 07:49 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:302 Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 4,310
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Re: Elderly Man Let Himself Fall from 8th Floor of Hospital
He let go of the window ledge.
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10-07-2025, 09:01 AM
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Re: Elderly Man Let Himself Fall from 8th Floor of Hospital
I'm not an alumnus of a flash institution like the Colombian School of Plumbing and Forensic Science, but I am reasonably certain that it was not the fall that killed him. Rather, it was the sudden stop when he hit the ground. |
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#7
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10-07-2025, 11:46 AM
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| The Candyman With the Windowless Van Poster Rank:141 Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 11,860 11,860Posts 10,931Thanked 6,229Quoted 32Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Let Himself Fall from 8th Floor of Hospital
Depending on his diagnosis, he may have chosen to take the easier way out.
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10-07-2025, 12:29 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Let Himself Fall from 8th Floor of Hospital
An 80-year-old man is in the hospital for a complete check up. The doctor tells him, "You're in terrific shape. There's nothing wrong with you. Why, you might live forever. By the way, how old was your father when he died?" The 80-year-old responded, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor couldn't believe it! So he said, "Well, how old was your grandfather when he died? The 80-year-old responded again, "Did I say he was dead?" The doctor was astonished. He said, "You mean to tell me you are 80 years old and both your father and your grandfather are both alive?" "Not only that," said the patient, "my grandfather is 126 years old, and next week he is getting married for the first time." The doctor said, "After 126 years of being a bachelor why on earth did your grandfather want to get married?" His patient looked up at the doctor and said, "Did I say he wanted to?" |
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10-07-2025, 01:34 PM
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Re: Elderly Man Let Himself Fall from 8th Floor of Hospital
I AGREE!!! I deduce that he was BLOWN up there, probably fired out of a circus cannon, when asked to clean the bore out, so the actual "Human Cannonball" could climb in and do his show! THAT'S my theory, and I'm sticking to it! Another tragic circus accident!  |
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#10
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10-07-2025, 01:37 PM
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| ♚ Legacy Gold Member ♚ Poster Rank:92 Male Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 17,261 17,261Posts 45,113Thanked 4,717Quoted 8Mentioned 0Contrib. |
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Re: Elderly Man Let Himself Fall from 8th Floor of Hospital
Well, I would certainly SWEAR that you ARE a fellow graduate of the Colombian School of Forensic Medicine and Plumbing! You have the "Panache" and "Joy d,vivre" (or whatever that French word is) that marks such successful people!
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