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06-08-2023, 01:45 PM
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Re: Egypt - Russian Dude Eaten By Shark
Comments funny - and the pics & video are incredible! Awesome posts!!
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06-08-2023, 01:57 PM
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Re: Egypt - Russian Dude Eaten By Shark
I hope there isn’t a soundtrack to my death, fucked up. “So darlin,’ darlin,’ Stand.. By me.”
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06-08-2023, 02:09 PM
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Re: Egypt - Russian Dude Eaten By Shark
Russian tourist gets taken down by shark in Egypt
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06-08-2023, 02:21 PM
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Was the shark Ukranian?
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06-08-2023, 02:34 PM
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Camera guy should've fucking zoomed in the lame dick  |
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06-08-2023, 02:34 PM
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The shark at one point humps the victim to the sounds of Stand By Me by the late Ben E King. How fucking quaint. 
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06-08-2023, 02:36 PM
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Once less cunt queue jumping at the buffet tonight  |
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06-08-2023, 03:26 PM
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That fin was bigger than his face. That shark must've been at least 3.6-4 meters. That's a big fish to be sharing water with. |
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06-08-2023, 04:06 PM
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When he gets tossed and you see his legs... holy shit. I would have been yelling "GO FOR ITS EYES!" I always tell my kids, if you're ever attacked by a dog or any animal, stick your thumbs in the eyes as hard as you can. May not always work, but it's better than most things.
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06-08-2023, 04:21 PM
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Did the shark get drunk after eating a Russian?
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