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10-18-2026, 04:37 AM
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Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
Guayaquil, Ecuador
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10-18-2026, 04:48 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
"The power of Christ compels you."  |
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10-18-2026, 05:58 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
God must have been cross with his wooden sermons.  Or as the Christians would put it: God needed another angel. You know, just like some dictators need virgin girls. |
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10-18-2026, 07:44 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
Was he preaching on the Bible verses about bearing your cross? That sure looked to be well aimed - right on the old noggin.
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10-18-2026, 08:35 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
Jesus saves!  |
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10-18-2026, 08:43 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
You couldn't make it up  |
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10-18-2026, 08:51 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
Holy shit.
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10-18-2026, 08:53 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
Not the sign from above anyone hoped for.
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10-18-2026, 09:47 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
Looks like even god is getting tired of all the BS done their name, gotta start trimming somewhere, 'near the top' is a good place: Power Word SMITE!!! Jesus Saves! He passes to Gretzky! GRETZKY SCORES!!!!!  |
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10-18-2026, 10:22 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Priest Killed When Wooden Cross Falls During Sermon
I wonder if someone didn't push it from the other side of the wall. Like removing the screws while nobody is there, wait on the other side and kick the wall or maybe the holes go through the other side and he could push it with something. Honnestly it seems too much for be accidental, almost seems a scene from Hitman video game lol
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