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04-20-2026, 04:51 PM
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Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
Guayaquil, Ecuador A citizen died this Sunday in downtown Guayaquil after being run over by a city bus when, whilst checking his cellphone, he failed to notice the bus turning a corner. The bus driver fled the scene. |
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04-20-2026, 05:47 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
Updated his Facebook status to; DEAD.  |
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04-20-2026, 06:03 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
Driver in red truck: "Fuck You, I ain't gonna go around the other way".
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04-20-2026, 06:41 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
Kind of a metaphor since LIFE is like that. You hardly EVER get to notice that there is a bus turning the corner on you! |
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04-20-2026, 10:34 PM
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Re: Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
Q: What kind of idiot whips out his phone to look at it in the middle of the road in traffic? A: A dead or injured one. |
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04-21-2026, 01:15 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
Numerous folks, I see at least 5 every day. Darwin award chasers. |
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04-21-2026, 01:40 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
The bus driver Forrest Gump his ass from the scene alright  |
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04-21-2026, 03:47 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
What would have been even funnier is if the bus driver had ended under another bus for running forth blindly  |
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04-21-2026, 05:15 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
Bet the driver looked to his right for traffic too.
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04-21-2026, 05:21 AM
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Re: Ecuadorian Man, Busy on Cellphone, Doesn't Notice Bus Turning a Corner
He was dead already before the bus even ran him over.  |
