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11-29-2023, 12:43 PM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:482 Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 2,167 Mentioned: 4 Post(s) Quoted: 710 Post(s)
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That compost will make the best garden veggies ever  |
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#12
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11-29-2023, 02:12 PM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:54 "G," for Gentleman. Join Date: Jun 2016 Posts: 27,061
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The quickness, the pain, the terror, the sheer surprise of it all... They felt it... They KNEW... They knew there was no escape as their bodies became mangled before their very soul  yeah it was quick, but it wasn't quick enough for them, as they both undoubtedly felt it...
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11-29-2023, 04:16 PM
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 Sarcastic Stoner Poster Rank:612 I'm a fuckin dude, dude. Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,484 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 218 Post(s)
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When they start the chipper, I knew it was only a matter of seconds before that de-barker kicked on... and yes, why the fuck would you be up there without proper lockout/tagout....oh....wait... you're 3rd world morons! 
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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11-29-2023, 08:41 PM
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 Feet Like Pigs Trotters Poster Rank:112 DEB IS A FAT CUNT WITH BLOBBY ANKLES Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 14,022 Mentioned: 39 Post(s) Quoted: 7013 Post(s)
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Looks like it jammed. They were in there probably looking to see what the problem was. With the power still turned on  . Eventually the power broke through the blockage and hey presto, 280 lbs of human spaghetti.
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11-29-2023, 09:00 PM
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He meant to push the warning Klaxon button. Silly him! Kind of odd, that's the 3rd time that's happened this week. You just can't get good help anymore.  |
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11-30-2023, 10:11 AM
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After further review: ~He reached down and a belt activated. ~It was on for a moment then they got sucked in. ~He reaches back to turn it off.. In rule of the offense. Defensive pass interference. Half the distance to the goal line. Repeat 1st down. |
That’s insane!!! Why on earth would they be IN that machine!!! 
