[rhubarb_king]

Originally Posted by jintsy ↗

Somebody should beat the shooter to death with one of the victim's products.

The sheer odor of that victim's product could do all of that, and more. Believe me. I've been there. Do not underestimate the power of the Durian.

[volleyballbat]

Originally Posted by yah ↗

I know durians stink like a motherfucker but that's no reason to shoot someone in the head.

Durian song:

Why can’t we just get along
Yeah you make me paralyzed
Got me nearly terrorized
Why do you try to act so strong
Wanna play the power card
It doesn’t have to be so hard

[Pre-Chorus 1]
'Cause there you go again
Blow me away
With all of your games
Cold again
This time I gotta say

[Chorus 1]
Hey, ho
You got me like a durian
Oh, no
Caught up in the air again
Latching on to me
Can’t you let me breathe....

[ajs11961]

Originally Posted by kellyhound ↗

death on a pink chair.

I was going to say the chair is NOT the dreaded white plastic chair.

[Dodecahedron]

Cor, it really made him jump.

[Spiffyfable]

That's one violent stroke