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11-17-2021, 12:01 PM
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Re: Dump Truck Dumping Dried Up Corpses Near Mass Grave
This reminded me of a Chappelle joke "In my movie idea, we find out that these aliens are originally from earth — that they’re from an ancient civilization that achieved interstellar travel and left the earth thousands of years ago. Some other planet they go to, and things go terrible for them on the other planet, so they come back to earth, [and] decide that they want to claim the earth for their very own. It’s a pretty good plotline, huh? I call it “Space Jews.” |
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11-17-2021, 03:43 PM
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Re: Dump Truck Dumping Dried Up Corpses Near Mass Grave
That reminds me of a joke: Spacemen are traveling, and they land on an alien planet. During discussions with the planet's inhabitants, they discover that the aliens are all Christians. And Jesus is a frequent visitor to their planet, stopping in every month or so just to say Hi, and see how things are going. Stunned, they admit that Jesus only came to earth once, and wonder why he never came back. "Well" say the aliens "When he showed up here, we threw a big party, and gave him a box of really good chocolates. What did you guys do when he came to Earth?" |
