[docfr8]

Originally Posted by Hogmann ↗

Why would you try and carjack us Suzuki Jimny I mean they're cool and all but they ain't worth shit

Dude robbing was going for the flash

[analqueen]

He sure fkd around and found out the hard way. Never sporadic a car with tints

[analqueen]

I meant approach

[exdeath]

Perfect ending.

[U.B.Hotch]

Originally Posted by spycosis ↗

It's a fair point you make but not perfect, otherwise there would be no crime in Texas at all, but some people are still too fucking stupid to realize the threat of instant death. And that minority will always exist even if the majority of people are armed. I ain't pro or anti gun,(I'm a Brit but my dad took me to gun clubs from a very young age where guns are legal in the UK) but I remember a terrorist attack in Texas years ago and the shithead terrorist was shot dead by a member of the public within minutes, before he could hurt anybody. When I read that in the newspaper, that morning, it made my fucking day :) He had pledged allegiance to Islamic State in a video posted to social media. Now he's pledging allegiance to Satan's fat cock.

I live in Texas and approve this message.

[justjux2]

So satisfying.

[philovan]

Can't figure out why he went to the passenger side door first. Was he announcing the robbery and telling the driver: "I'll come around to your side while you get your wallet out."?

[BiscuitBumper]

The only way to win that game isn't to be the first one to pull the gun. It's to be the first one to pull the trigger

[Dr_Jackal]

Road rage isn't worth it because shit like this can happen. Just take the L, scream in you car, and carry on.

[CatBatMan]

The quick change trick he did with his shirt was as fascinating as watching him die.