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10-19-2024, 09:53 AM
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Re: Drunk Man Killed After Falling From His 13th-Storey Flat Window
When I worked as an EMT at Naval Station San Diego (32nd st). A drunken sailor had the same thought and plunged down 8 floors from Donnelly Hall Barracks |
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10-19-2024, 10:25 AM
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Re: Drunk Man Killed After Falling From His 13th-Storey Flat Window
Probably glad to be rid of the jerk. This must have happened all the time, probably EVERY weekend. It's cute when you are in your twenties, and you "rescue" your boyfriend and put him to bed to sleep it off, and then tease him in the morning about it. By the time you are in your thirties, it ain't so cute any more, and she wishes you would grow up. (or fall off the building. "Oopsie! Too bad!") And why is he not in Ukraine, valiantly fighting the drones for Russia, like all good patriotic Russians? The government is paying a good bounty if your husband gets killed in battle. Last I heard, it was something like a "basket of carrots and a basket of onions" so, if you add that to the newly found peace and quiet, it's just a WIN all around! |
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10-19-2024, 10:28 AM
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Re: Drunk Man Killed After Falling From His 13th-Storey Flat Window
Well, it's usually the FIRST thing they exclaim as they burst through your door! At least, according to Monty Python. And I KNOW they are totally cued in on modern social customs, EVEN FISH SLAPPING! |