[William May]

Originally Posted by REVZZYBAN ↗

Crime scene forensics is a bit lax.

At the Colombian School of Forensic Science and Plumbing, we learned to use a pillowcase to carry bodies with. Absorbs the blood, and stops the dripping. Very efficient if the people are actually cut up into small enough pieces.


But sometimes you have to do that yourself, just to transport them.

Of course, it's kind of a problem if they died in one piece, and you hauled them out of the house in one piece, and then the next thing the relative's know, their grandma is in 14 pieces.

I would usually tell them that it was a bumpy ride to the morgue. You know how roads are, these days.

[mr_feelgood]

That Peruvian coke must be pure af