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Re: Drop the Knife Now

We in California have German shepherds for police dogs.

Do the Aussies have trained kangaroos to take down suspects? This is a serious question!!

I don't think they do, but they COULD. I understand kangaroos are EXCELLENT boxers, as they box each other during mating season. I am not sure how you could turn that on and train them to do it all the time, but I have heard they give a mean punch and are very fast, much faster than a human. So if you could find grumpy kangaroos, put a police shirt on them (They don't need pants, since no cartoon characters ever have pants either. Look at Donald Duck or Bugs Bunny, both nude from the nuts down) you could get them to work crowd control, and they could round up the drunks on a Friday night. The cops could stay busy going after the real crooks, while the kangaroos could roust all the lollybags and yayhoos, or whatever it is that they call hillbillys in Australia. They could give them a cracker with Marmite (or whatever that Australian Peanut Butter is) on it each time they drag a drunk down to the station.

Perhaps one of our Aussie members could comment on this?
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drop the knife or drop your life!
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We in California have German shepherds for police dogs.

Do the Aussies have trained kangaroos to take down suspects? This is a serious question!!

No, we also have German Shepherds.
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I can provide a semi-scientific answer for part of your queries:

Australia is on the bottom side of the world, and they are much closer to gravity, so things fall faster down there, than they do here in the U.S.
Also, the officer is not still yelling to drop the knife after he already falls. It just seems like it because of the echo, which is caused by nearby wallabies being rambunctious.
So I have been told.
Easily my favourite comment on this site.
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Goodbye and good riddance dumb fuck
apparently user fattubbashit supports armed robbery.
fucking loser.

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McDealt with
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That cop screaming at a guy that he’d just put 3 lead heads into, must be running high on adrenaline. He must have seen the guy was riddled in bullet holes sans shirt, but kept screaming at him. Did he kick the guy as the ambulance crossed the site or was he kicking away the knife?
I bet he was still pumping adrenaline a week and 50 beers later.
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Goodbye and good riddance dumb fuck
i love it when crazy guys get shot and killed, not merely wounded which then results in prison, three hots and a cot, appeals, not guilty by insanity pleas, etc
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I knew McDonald’s killed!
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No, we also have German Shepherds.
That's kind of a let down.
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