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01-09-2019, 07:15 PM
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Double Murdered*
For that special someone, when once just won't suffice. *Has anyone else noticed the way that this stab-happy kid most apeily enters the scene? Like his dismount from a vine happened somewhere just out of frame. Just like that Breastacular Beheading from last year where the lady barfs herself upon being similarly monkey-stabbed. And other videos I've seen too. I wonder if it's the same kid every time? Like he just hangs out at murders to collect the scraps. Or even funnier, maybe murderers hire him for their videos like a birthday clown or magician. A sort of blackmarket celebrity, or meme-muderer. I wonder if he has a name, or if he was literally raised by the jungle's canopy--paid for his appearances in whetstones and high visibility shorts. |