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05-08-2021, 02:01 AM
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Re: Don't Steal Goats in Cameroon - Check
A suspected Jamaican goat thief ran out of luck at nightfall yesterday when residents literally butchered him at Pedro River district, which borders the parishes of St. Ann and Clarendon. Pedro River is not far from Kellits, Clarendon. The Jamaica Constabulary Force (JCF) said the deceased, so far, has been identified only as ‘V’ from Rosemount district in Linstead, St. Catherine. Although he had been staying at Rosemount in recent times, he originally is from Clarke’s Avenue in Ewarton, St. Catherine. Photos of his mutilated body show that he is of dark complexion, and is dressed in jeans shorts as well as a grayish T-Shirt with the word ‘Nike’ written on the front in white. The deceased has multiple chop wounds across the face and hands. In fact, one of his hands was chopped off. Residents stated that ‘V’ was among of group of men that stole goats in the Kellits area yesterday. It is said that they were travelling in a white Toyota Corolla Axio. They tried to escape after seeing the police. Reports are that the vehicle [carrying the suspected thieves] was signalled to stop by police and the occupants didn’t oblige. The police gave pursuit, and the men fled from the vehicle after reaching Pedro River. Residents pursued the group of men and managed to hold ‘V’, who was then chopped to death. Investigations are ongoing.  |
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05-08-2021, 02:06 AM
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 My Rank: SERGEANT Poster Rank:999 Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 695 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 177 Post(s)
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Re: Don't Steal Goats in Cameroon - Check
Lololol......Um ok...and then the remaining 2% steal far more in total than the 98% do together.
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05-08-2021, 03:08 AM
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Re: Don't Steal Goats in Cameroon - Check
in my country, the most problematic, most corrupt thieves are mostly conservative christians :)
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05-08-2021, 05:54 AM
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Re: Don't Steal Goats in Cameroon - Check
Sure that was an expensive goat, cost him more than an arm and a leg!   |
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05-08-2021, 08:02 AM
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 My Rank: MASTER SERGEANT Poster Rank:484 Male Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 2,161 Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Quoted: 517 Post(s)
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Re: Don't Steal Goats in Cameroon - Check
You have fucking goat to be kidding me  |
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05-08-2021, 08:26 AM
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 My Rank: MAJOR Poster Rank:41 Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 34,959 Mentioned: 193 Post(s) Quoted: 17643 Post(s)
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Re: Don't Steal Goats in Cameroon - Check
Is it possible you had a traumatic brain injury? Or just born retarded? Fucking idiot. |
Amazing comeback skills.
