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06-19-2017, 08:54 PM
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Re: Dogs Have Killed a Man to Death
Only hope in that case is to throw up a big loud threat display, then find a weapon, figure out which one is the pack "leader," and wreck its ever-loving shit. If you can get the tough ones to stand down or turn tail, the rest of the pack will follow suit.
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06-20-2017, 08:18 AM
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Re: Dogs Have Killed a Man to Death
I think the same damn thing. I feel like I could take a few dogs if they came at me. Or at least show them who's boss. Might get nipped but throat kicks and I'd try to break their jaws with my bare hands. If it's that the situation |
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06-21-2017, 10:12 PM
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Re: Dogs Have Killed a Man to Death
Yes seriously. But if a full grown man can't figure out how to disable a couple of dogs to save his own life well, he is, in fact a pussy. I would recommend a few basic self defense classes at the YMCA or something. I do appreciate formidable German shepherds, pits and few other breeds, but a dog that can't see don't bite. A dog with a broken jaw don't bite. A dog with broken front legs don't bite. A dog that can't breathe don't bite. If his teeth are on me at any time, he is in range of my hands, and a thumb in the eye socket always seems to establish a certain level of mutual respect. Unless he can bite both my arms at the same fuckin time, I'm gonna have a free hand to use or an elbow to knock some teeth out. After all they are not made of iron. Men are higher on the food chain than dogs, except for a few that don't really technically qualify as men. If anyone falls into that category, please, put down your latte and go to the nearest Wal-Mart and buy a rape whistle, pepper spray and lock yourself in your mom's basement until you can reasonably defend yourself from your neighbor's Mini-poodle. Within a few months and some physical exercise, work your way up to defending against a Labra-doodle. If this fails, try defending yourself from a fuzzy little kitten and try again.
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