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01-21-2019, 02:16 PM
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| My Rank: PRIVATE Poster Rank:10965 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 12 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 4 Post(s)
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Re: Dog Bites Woman in the Face
the lady was complaining about the dog and her husband. And people there repeated: how can you show the face to others after bite, you don't have a face even! (I know Chinese well)
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01-23-2019, 06:16 AM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:157 Join Date: May 2017 Posts: 9,965 Mentioned: 54 Post(s) Quoted: 8681 Post(s)
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Re: Dog Bites Woman in the Face
The world has seen four-thousand years of the Middle Kingdom Or did in Spring 'til Autumn dragons breathed Great Walls of smog From wars of bloodied jade to Confucius and his wisdom But nothing could prepare it for the woman and the dog Kublai Khan killed a hundred-thousand Han on mere whim Mao upped the count to millions and became a demagogue One Child Only left the fate of poor unborn billions grim But death could not prepare them for the woman and the dog If you ever were to rent a junk and sail the Yangtze And catch sight of a woman and a dog in odd embrace Abscond! Some things in China you just can't prepare to see! You can't prepare! That dog's about to eat her fucking face! |