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Originally Posted by minka1 ↗

are these videos? No explanation of anything.

Someone was jerking off (under a blanket) in the middle of a bunch of people, in the hallway.

Gunfire of some sort...no one is even alarmed. Someone’s clearly shooting zombies nearby and everyone is just chill. People taking naps in the street, at least some had blankets on for a little comfort, even with all that gunfire.

Medical staff just fainting all over the place.

People packed in like sardines in a hallway, , because clearly none of these people have ever watched 28 Weeks Later or any fkn zombie flick, to know this isn’t the best idea.

Then someone misses the perfect opportunity to slap the hysterical screaming lady twice across her face, so she can get ahold of herself. Like they do in the shows and movies. If only for the sake of people(non med staff) who are waiting nearby.

Next time you're stoned, go watch the 5 O'clock news, instead of rambling on like a drunken, no-sleep horny Courtney Love.

Clearly you have an unfulfilled lust for medical zombies you like to watch jerking off while they slap you in the face in the middle of a guns blasting drive-by, group orgy.

But, this may be treatable by a combination of meds prescribed by your Dr., if you stop long enough from giving him an old-fashioned to listen to what his diagnosis is for you.