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02-21-2024, 06:02 PM
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Re: Dismembered Body of Woman Found in Barrel
This guy definitely fits EVERYTHING in one suitcase! 
__________________ "Here lies the body of Mary Lee, died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity, not a bad record for this vicinity." |
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02-21-2024, 06:54 PM
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That was a small barrel. What a shame, she was pretty cute. Fuckin animals    |
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02-21-2024, 10:02 PM
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In order to get that thick woman in that little barrel, you gotta chop her up. |
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02-22-2024, 12:07 AM
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I guess today was her turn in the barrel. |
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02-22-2024, 10:07 AM
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Re: Dismembered Body of Woman Found in Barrel
She has nice femoral heads   ·  · |
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02-23-2024, 03:47 AM
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Are you saying she was actually Humpty Dumpty in disguise  |
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02-23-2024, 04:03 AM
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Re: Dismembered Body of Woman Found in Barrel
—If that were a charred oak barrel, and judging by the visible fermentation—then her name might as well be Whiskey.  P.S. On a serious note... Oh, pity... what a beautiful face she had... I'm horrified that she suffered such a gruesome fate... to see her luminous countenance be disrepected and destroyed causes me unspeakable and great sadness((((( Rest in peace and may your fair countenance live on in our memories. Zaftig one though... |
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02-23-2024, 11:44 PM
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Re: Dismembered Body of Woman Found in Barrel
We can rebuild her. We have the technology.  |
If I asked her out now, she'd still say no
