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Re: Died Head First into a Wheat Harvesting Machine

Love how the cameraman rushes to the scene. Instead of that "worldstar" shit, he must been thinking "DR", "DR"
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Re: Died Head First into a Wheat Harvesting Machine

No wonder they're all starving in these 3 world countries....Don't even know how to plow a damn field without gettin someone killed.

5 bucks says they use the wheat he got chewed up with!!!
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Re: Died Head First into a Wheat Harvesting Machine

Man: Hey boss the machine is jammed
Boss: Well clear it, use your head

Everyone else: You dumb fucker
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Re: Died Head First into a Wheat Harvesting Machine

When using your head gets you in trouble
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When using your head gets you in trouble.

MAN: Hey boss the machine is jammed
BOSS: Well clear it, use your head
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Was he wearing his wife's pink panties?
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Get the kids outta there, sheesh.

He probably fucked up the whole operation for a day or two.
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Re: Died Head First into a Wheat Harvesting Machine

Love how the cameraman rushes to the scene. Instead of that "worldstar" shit, he must been thinking "DR", "DR"
100x better then worldstar!!!

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Everyone is so fucking casual about it. In my head I'm thinking 'Whoa hold on, are they not going to wait for the poli..." Oh...yeah, India. Never mind.
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Re: Died Head First into a Wheat Harvesting Machine

.. that moment you become a safety pictogram.


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