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#81
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12-17-2019, 03:16 PM
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 ★ Legacy Member ★ Poster Rank:180 USA haters keep sucking the big orange dick! Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 8,371 Mentioned: 9 Post(s) Quoted: 2718 Post(s)
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
Who are we to judge Ted Bundy's and other psychopaths choice of sexual fulfillment? Like oral sex with the severed head of your victim or shooting your gun into the head of a prostitute as you climax during fellatio?
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#83
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12-17-2019, 10:21 PM
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 My Rank: FIRST SERGEANT Poster Rank:427 male Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 2,695 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 366 Post(s)
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
Not sure whether to feel sorry or jealous
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#84
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12-18-2019, 09:11 PM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
so the pedophiles are outing themselves these days
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#85
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12-18-2019, 09:17 PM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
Dyson gives the best suction!...But it will chafe.
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#86
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12-19-2019, 09:11 AM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
If the performance is fake, hope the performer graces us with an encore show for our viewing pleasure on Christmas Day.
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#87
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12-19-2019, 09:19 AM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
You gotta lube it, Astroglide, KY, Vaseline or even A&D Ointment will work. Don't forget to change the dirt collection bag when it gets stinky after a few years... Great post, but you average only one post per year, your rank is #9991. I hope you will come out of your lair more often if you will post quality like that... |
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#88
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12-19-2019, 03:48 PM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
My shop vac is a RIGED  |
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#90
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12-20-2019, 03:10 AM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
Story goes the vacuum joined "Me too" movement after this one. Understandably.
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