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#152
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02-15-2020, 08:08 PM
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| My Rank: LANCE CORPORAL Poster Rank:1886 Join Date: Jan 2014 Posts: 270 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 110 Post(s)
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
Looser. Its when you want to die being very old having sex with super model but dying young having sex with vacuum cleaner
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#153
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02-20-2020, 09:32 PM
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| So Fucking Banned Poster Rank:3243 100% Female Join Date: Jan 2018 Posts: 115 Mentioned: 0 Post(s) Quoted: 24 Post(s)
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
For sure that Hoover is a Single Mother. His meat was soft serve after that
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#158
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11-28-2021, 07:49 PM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
From then on getting a blow job from your hoover was simply known as 'getting a Dyson', whilst getting a blow job from your girl/boyfriend was forever called 'having a nosh'. ** ** A footnote about having a nosh. If you're a common gobshite then it's pronounced 'avin a nosh', if you're a posh bastard then it's 'how much do you charge for giving a nosh'. |