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12-15-2019, 03:07 AM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
 hahaha white people  you gotta hang yourself to bust a nut
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#43
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12-15-2019, 07:55 PM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
That WAS the Xmas party!  |
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#44
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12-15-2019, 07:56 PM
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And you gotta knock a bitch out to bust yours. |
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#45
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12-15-2019, 08:34 PM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
And you need to drag them into alley ways and backhand them into submission to bust yours ......
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#46
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12-15-2019, 08:36 PM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
Shit Shlaapu, I should have read ahead before posting mine. Oh well, you know what they say "grate mindz thinks alike" ........... |
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#47
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12-15-2019, 08:56 PM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
At least I can be thankful that you coffee colored gentlemen are there to take the fat white women off our hands. I saw a fellow the other day - I won't say what color, but I will say that if he is one of God's children, then God "overcooked him". He was a scrawny sponge-haired jive talking turkey who went by the name of "Sticks Malone" - and he had a white girlfriend, who let's just say - was sizeable. I mean, she had more dimples in her thighs than a book full of Shirley Temple photographs. She had more dents in her ass, than would be found in the mismatched panels of a Chevy Impala driving in a Dominican Republic parade day. She had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory. This bitch was CHUNKY ! Let me put it this way, Godzilla would need to have a black belt in Brazilian Ju Jitsu if he even dreamed of messing with that Ho Anyway, they sat down at a nearby bench with some Sushi they'd ordered - and I thought to myself "here I am judging you, yet instead of eating calorie laden burgers and fries, you are appreciating the delicacies of sashimi and wasabi ........" Those thoughts evaporated when El Chunko the Magnificent, proceeded to simply lift the ENTIRE tray up to her gaping maw, and tilt the contents into it in one fell swoop. Then whilst she swallowing it, like a boa constrictor might attempt to process a whole baby hippo in one go - she turned and smiled at "her man", and had pieces of rice, seaweed and smeared wasabi paste all through her teeth. HE then leaned in and French kissed her - deeply enough that he could probably taste the previous evenings meal still being processed in her gullet. For a moment, for a fleeting split second, I considered unholstering my Glock and emptying a clip into both of these "mistakes" - which the good Lord had seen fit to populate the earth with ..... but I appreciate my concealed weapons permit more than I would appreciate watching them perish - and so I moved my hand 4 inches to the left and pretended to be scratching my back instead. |
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#48
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12-15-2019, 09:18 PM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
I'm calling fake unless he's really just THAT retarded not to just stand up. You could argue the left leg was bound in some way but the right leg is clearly unhindered. It was either on purpose, or bullshit.
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#49
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12-16-2019, 02:03 AM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
100% fake, only a total noob would fall for this. He should have lurked on here a while before shooting the vid, learn what really happens... I had a childhood friend die from this, his parents found him......  |
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#50
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12-16-2019, 02:44 AM
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Re: Died During Autoerotic Asphyxiation Whilst Dick Inside Vacuum Cleaner
What a crazy way to go, man. Earned a special spot in heaven with Michael Hutchence (INXS) and David Carradine (the kung fu guy).
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