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Old 03-07-2019, 08:38 AM
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Dentist on His Motorcycle Drives into an Elevator Pit and Dies

Brazil, The dentist E. K., 67, died on Monday afternoon, after accidentally crashing his motorcycle into an elevator pit of a building, used as a paid parking lot.

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He was rescued by the Fire Department, placed in an ambulance of Samu, to be referred to the Emergency Unit but died due to the severity of his injuries.

According to fire department information, the dentist was riding the bike in the parking lot, but he would not have seen that the elevator was not on the ground floor and ended up falling into the pit.

The accident was witnessed by drivers who were also waiting to put the vehicles in the same elevator.

"When I saw him, he suddenly fell into the elevator pit and i did not even have time to do anything, I already got my cell phone and called the fire department," says one of the drivers.

A Delegate recorded the case as a guilty homicide to be investigated. Criminal experts were at the crash site to gather information. The investigation will be completed in 30 days.

The building's administrators have yet to comment on the case.
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Like Steve Martin! You'd be hard pressed to find a dentists that doesn't ride their motorcycle while inhaling N₂O.
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Like Steve Martin! You'd be hard pressed to find a dentists that doesn't ride their motorcycle while inhaling N₂O.

Oh Thrumpy, your usual awesomeness today! Never seen that Steve Martin clip. Its like Dennis Hopper plays the character Frank Booth from Blue Velvet in a remake of The Dentist:




BTW, we had a doctor here in Chicago pulled over with a Fentanyl IV in his arm while driving. Seems he was stealing Fentanyl from the surgical supplies and cutting them with saline solution. Surgery patients were complaining of extreme pain because they were getting diluted Fentanyl. Doctors protect their own, it wasn't in the news, I only heard about it because my friend was doing his doctor residency at the hospital where it happened.

Another one was the anesthesiologist who was orally sodomizing sedated patients during surgery. Fellow doctors tried to protect that creep also, but the cops took a sample from the patients drainage tubes and got semen, and cops aren't going to let that go.

Another friend of mine is a surgeon in Germany, he said they call anesthesiologists "gas pigs", because they take all the meds for themselves....
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Death by stupid, damn!
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Oh I know the shit out of Frank--I still don't drink Heineken. I like when he says "baby wants to fuck" or "I'll fuck anything that moves!"
I've been working on a project for a while now that was inspired by the Water Cooler. I've been collecting random snippets of video and audio for years, so I like collaging them together. Assembling all the words and phrases I have in directories littered among numerous hard drives. It's like a song, but probably more like a hostile alien radio transmission. It's called A Safe Space Odyssey, and I'll eventually sync it to the crazy space tunnel footage in 2001. I bring it up because I'm only taking a short break from it now, and because Frank is in it. Specifically Frank's telling Piggy from Lord Of The Flies to "Fuck That Shit" when he tries to bumble out the Conch rules near the beginning of the broadcast, but after EB from Deadwood has a fit about people who say Uh oh for no reason. It is so so funny, and fun to make, but it's time consuming as hell, and if you leave it for more than a day or so, when you come back to it it's like looking at jigsaw schematics of a particle accelerator.
That's from Little Shop Of Horrors, but Steve Martin plays a drug addled Dentist in another film call Novocaine too.
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that the crazy guy from hangover ????
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This is still my favorite clumsy dentist skit.
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