[upinthemountains]

Died doing what he loves. We all should be so lucky lol

[Spiffyfable]

Why women secretly kill their mates

[Steve]

Stinky!

[Brynjar]

Died of a heart attack or a hard on attack?

[marvalous89]

That's how I want my last cum face to look

[The Krokodil]

Dead for days already, looks nasty as fuck. Imagine poking it with a fork, it probably start leaking with pressure thru the holes

[kellyhound]

like a funeral director once said:

“Angel lust” is caused when the spongiform muscle around the shaft of the penis hardens - removing blood from the equation will not fully eliminate the problem. I only dealt with it a handful of times, and it was usually fixed by tucking it in the waistband, or using rubber pants.

[hughjardon67]

Originally Posted by The Krokodil ↗

...Imagine poking it with a fork, it probably start leaking with pressure thru the holes

I did that once, but with a knife. As it made the Sssssssss sound, we just stood there and listened...until the stench hit us head-on! HOLY SHIT!!! The worst smell EVER. Never did get the stink off my blade.

[foxracing]

Originally Posted by hughjardon67 ↗

I did that once, but with a knife. As it made the Sssssssss sound, we just stood there and listened...until the stench hit us head-on! HOLY SHIT!!! The worst smell EVER. Never did get the stink off my blade.

liar lol

[Mongolian60]

I wonder if with all the methane gas a body produces while decomposing that if you put a straw in his penis and let it with match it would burn off. Maybe even get a nice jet flame effect